Monday, December 31, 2012

The Conclusion is Obvious

I know what you are thinking when you read that a daughter of the 1% and an Occupy Wall Street type have been caught with an arsenal:

The privileged daughter of a prominent city doctor, and her boyfriend — a Harvard grad and Occupy Wall Street activist — have been busted for allegedly having a cache of weapons and a bombmaking explosive in their Greenwich Village apartment.

And no, I'm not thinking that you are thinking that the couple adds up to 100% trouble.

No, it is obvious what these two were up to. Clearly they were about to join the Tea Party movement.

Nothing else could possibly explain their actions, correct?

It's going to be Occupy State Prison for a while.