Thursday, April 30, 2015

Spinning Unobtanium

Don't worry about those Iranian centrifuges!

Iran has about 19,000 centrifuges, and the U.S. initially called for cutting that to between 500 and 1,500. The agreement now allows 6,104. Not only that, Iran’s foreign minister has said that advanced IR-8 centrifuges, which enrich uranium 20 times faster than the current IR-1 models, will be put into operation as soon as the nuclear deal takes effect—contrary to what the U.S. has asserted.

Silly Wall Street Journal! Like that detail or any of the other so-called "problems" interferes with our Smart Diplomacy!*

The agreement will only allow the Iranians to enrich Uhopium 44, which after 10 years creates Changium 25, the reset-grade ingredient for partnership!

So sleep well tonight. Our president has our back.

*Your results may vary. Use only as directed and do not operate heavy machinery. Past performance actually is a good guide for future results. If you have difficulty breathing or avoiding nuclear fallout, please contact CENTCOM.

UPDATE: Thanks to Pseudo-Polymath for the link.